WARNING! This MASShole is a serious HAWT mess alert!!!!
Drunky Adam’s daddy is a very important Boston political figure who is heavily involved in an organization called the Boston Caucus. With the Boston Caucus’s backing, Drunky Adams landed a job as a clerk in the Boston market.
Before daddy got him the sweet gig, our sources say that Drunky Adams lost all the money his daddy loaned him and, after that FAIL, began working as a partner in the family’s malthouse.
So, just to recap, Drunky Adams squandered away his money, made a ton of beer, and now has a job in politics because of daddy???
Sounds like a true American to us!!!