Rich Boy Thomas Jefferson’s Daddy Dies

Boo-hoo. Better wipe away those tears with all that money!!!
Jefferslut got a big allowance when daddy died. He inherited 5,000 acres of land and a bunch of slaves at just 14 years old.
At 14 you barely know how to milk a cow, so how can you possibly OWN human beings???
We can’t even take care of our cat!!!
Speaking of which, has anyone seen Whiskers?!?!!?
LOL.
