Boys can be sooo unoriginal.
Check out these eerily similar paintings of Abbot Mangoldt Tiberius (left) and Abbot Vincentius Schwab (right).
At least throw on a splash of color, boys! You aren’t fooling anyone with those innocent white frocks!!
Jesus always makes the best of every situation!!
German born painter Ricardo do Pilar painted Jesus (above) in what he titled, “Man of Sorrows.”
We don’t know who Ricardo is trying to fool - Jesus looks like he’s having an amazeballs time to us!!!
What do U think? Is Jesus crying or just pAArtying it up???
Our leaders may be cranky about men with long hair, but we sure aren’t!!
We put together a few seXXXy men who in the last couple years have styled their shoulder length hair with pride. Check out the gallery (above!)
Which babe is UR favorite??
Way to show up to two different naked baby parties looking the EXACT same!!!
JK!!
These paintings are depictions of the Immaculate Conception by TWO different artists this year. Diego Díez Ferreras’s painting (left) and Francisco de Solís’s painting (right).
We find it HIGHlarious that they both depicted her in the same outfit and hairdo. We know our gurl Mary would be MORTIFIED to see herself in different paintings wearing the same thing. She’s a fashionista to the core and wouldn’t be caught DEAD wearing the same outfit twice!!
What do U think? Which version of Mary do U like best???
These bitches have our lives!!!
They probably had a fancy champagne brunch before spending the day shopping and coordinating looks!!! It’s no accident that they both have off-the-shoulder dresses with ruffles on the sleeve, perfect curls framing their faces and, finally, similar poses.
On the left is Sir Peter Lely’s “The Duchess of Portsmouth” and on the right is Pieter Nason’s “Portrait of a Lady.” SHOCKER! Even the artists share the same first name.
SO jeal.
Ohhhh no. OH HELL NO!
Just look at that hair!!!!!
Dutch painter Bartholomeus van der Helst painted Gerard Andriesz Bicker, the daughter son of the Mayor of Amsterdam.
He is getting rather chubby, but we can’t blame him.
If we were rich, we’d have cake for breakfast every day too!!!!
We usually don’t care much for art, but this model is FIERCE.
Johannes Vermeer, a dutch artist, has painted this masterpiece known as “The Girl with a Pearl Earring.” While we don’t know much about the girl in the portrait, we DO know that we want her earrings!
Work it, gurl!!!!!
Call the creeper police!! We found one on the loose!!!!!
Above is a self-portrait by the Dutch painter Bartholomeus van der Helst. We don’t know why anyone would EVER want to think of themselves as a whackjob who hits on little girls at pubs, but apparently Bart does.
We don’t even want to KNOW where his hand is!!!
Icky!
Omg, twinsies!!!!
Check out these FABOOSH men and their identical outfits: Jacob van Loo’s Portrait of a Gentleman (left) vs. Michiel Sweerts’s Self-portrait (right).
They are SO soulmates. It’s our duty to write them and let them know about each other!
YAY, we just LOVE playing matchmaker!!!
We hear these people actually existed, but we hope that’s not true!!!
These paintings were made of a hairy family from Munich. While the artist has not been verified, they were probably painted around the 1580s.
Germany, we don’t know what you’re putting in your water — but this much hair is just not okay!! Gurlfriend will never find a husband!
Well, unless he’s a dog. LOL!
