A Douche Writes a Love Poem to Pennsylvania
Oopsies, did we say douche??? We meant Duché, as in Jacob Duché!
Duché loves his home so much that he even wrote it a love poem describing its natural beauty. He creatively titled it, “Pennsylvania: A Poem.“
Five gold stars, douche Duché!!
A word of advice: When you’re so lonely that you woo Mother Nature, it’s time to leave the house and get laid.
What????
We won’t tell God if you won’t!!!!!
