SeXXXy Explorer Daniel Boone Blazes 1st Trail from NC to TN


Hot dayum!! He can blaze our trail any day of the week!!!!

Daniel “Boom Me” Boone is being a rugged, seXXXy mountain man and going where no man has gone before: America’s backsidecountry!

Boom Me Boone is en route to Kentucky with five other men to do manly things like hunt and explore. Along the way, he has blazed the first trail between North Carolina and Tennessee

Take us with you, Boone! We promise we’ll behave!!!

…OK, that was a lie, LOL.

We can’t help it! He makes us feel soooo naughty!!!!!!

Benjamin Franklin Says, “Join, or Die”!!!!

join or die

When did BJ Franky Franks become such a psychopath?????????

In what is being called the first 'death threat via newspaper' ‘political cartoon’ in America, BJ Franky Franks has published this freaky ass snake in the Pennsylvania Gazette. It is his way of urging the very fragmented British colonies to unite in order to kick French butt over control for America.

Note that Delaware and Georgia are NOT included in this cartoon. 

Threatening the American people AND dissing two colonies??? Tsk tsk. Didn’t mama teach you ANYTHING?

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar!!!!