America’s First Bible Written in Indian Language

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confused indians watching pilgrim guy

Well that was a waste of ink!!! They probably can’t even read their own language!

John Eliot, a Puritan missionary to the Indians, translated the New Testament so the Indians could be saved. It is now the first published Bible in America. It’s rumored the Old Testament will be published within the next couples years. 

You know what they say — you can’t teach an old Indian new religion.

John Eliot Tries to Convert Indians!!

John Eliot Converts Indians

Ummm, okay?????

John Eliot, a devout Puritan who supported the exile of Anne Hutchinson, is trying to teach the Algonquin Indians of Massachusetts his good Christian ways. John Idiot has started ministry to convert the murdering, heartless and sexy non-believers.

The Indians just ransacked Jamestown and now he wants to play nice?? They have murder running through their veins. That doesn’t just go away after Bible lessons!!!

C’mon, John!