Yayayay! We LURVE babies!!!!!!
Despite all odds, incestuous couple Pervy John Adams and Abby the Animal Adams had a healthy baby girl. While we haven’t seen portraits of the little button yet, we hear she’s been named after mommy and has the loving nickname of “Nabby.”
Awwwwww, Nabby!!!! SO cute for an itty-bitty baby!!
Hope she inherited her momma’s good looks. Poor girl’s going to have trouble if she got daddy’s hawk nose…..
OOOOoooohhhh, gurl, we hope you
do not have scandal written all over these!!!
Mrs. Abigail Adams, wife and cousin of Pervy John Adams, has been writing up a storm and we’ve managed to get our hands on some letters!! And guess which ones are the juiciest?? The letters to Pervy Adams pre-marriage, of course!!
On April 19, 1764 the mixed-signals vixen wrote to him:
"… I think thee, friend; such knowledge as that is easy to be obtained without paying for it.”
Abby ‘The Animal’ Adams totes put him in the friendzone!!!! We love it! And a day later things get REALLY hawt…
“Why may not I visit you days as well as nights? I no sooner close my eyes, than some invisible being, swift as Alborack of Mahomet, bears me to you, — I see you, but cannot make myself visible to you. That tortures me… “
We don’t know what this Alborack of Mahomet is, but it sure sounds seXXXy.
Get it, gurl!!!
OK, so it’s his third cousin, but we still barfed a little!
Lawyer John Adams, almost 29, has wed his third cousin, 19-year-old-ish Abigail Smith. Supposedly, Pervy John Adams was really turned on by
his family member a quiet, young girl who is knowledgeable about philosophy, politics and poetry.
OOooh, the three P’s!
Apparently that’s all it takes to throw all morality outside the carriage window!!
And you won’t BELIEVE what’s inside!
When we heard that Harvard grad John Adams kept a diary
like a little girl, we knew we HAD to get our hands on it!! Luckily, our sources managed to get a copy of his juicy confessions.
Here’s one entry:
“A fair, warm spring like Day. Drank Tea and supped at Mr. Greenes.”
And still another:
"Fair and cold Weather. An extream cold night.”
Omg. U know what this means, don’t U?!!? John Adams is officially the most UNINTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.
Seriously, though. Where’s all the dirty secrets, love affairs and hard pAArtying????