Of all days to sleep in, he picks the day he’s going to attack the Indians?????
Louisiana Governor, Jean-Baptiste
Bla Bla Longest Name Ever Le Moyne de Bienville, told the Governor of Illinois and all of his troops to meet up on March 25th to launch a coordinated attack against the forever-annoying Chickasaw Indians. Bienville arrived late, so Illinois acted like 5 year olds with no patience and went ahead with the attack. Illinois was totally crushed.
Rooster alarm clock FAIL.