mASSachusetts was in for quite a shock the other day because it experienced its worst earthquake EVER. More than a thousand chimneys were damaged in nature’s attack.
Like most townsfolk, we bet the quake was a result of immoral behavior, but Harvard
'I think I'm so smart' professor John Winthrop has another theory — something to do with, “heat and chemical vapors inside the surface of the earth.”
Puh-lease. Gurlfriend’s just looking for an excuse to keep sinning.
Go ahead, Winthrop, get on with yo’ bad Devil-loving-self!