Portrait Hall of Shame!!!!!!

Ewwwwwwww, naked girls!!!! 

François Boucher, a pervert Frenchman fond of the Rococo style, has painted, “Diana leaving her Bath” (above).

People seem to really like this painting, but we don’t get it! Why is Diana bathing in the woods like a homeless person??? And why is that other girl watching????

YUCK!!! We just vomited in our mouths!!!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored and NSFW portrait!!!!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored and NSFW portrait!!!!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored and NSFW portrait!!!!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored and NSFW portrait!!!!

Girl with a HOT Pearl Earring Models for Dutch Artist

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hot pearl earings girl

We usually don’t care much for art, but this model is FIERCE.

Johannes Vermeer, a dutch artist, has painted this masterpiece known as “The Girl with a Pearl Earring.” While we don’t know much about the girl in the portrait, we DO know that we want her earrings!

Work it, gurl!!!!!

Venus Ain’t So Cute From Behind!!

Good thing that mirror isn’t floor length or she’d have a heart attack!!! Just look at that BIG nasty butt!!

Peter Paul Rubens painted this oil painting, “Venus at a Mirror”, which he is presenting as the “ultimate symbol of beauty”.

We’re not sure if he’s JKing, but if this is beauty we WANT to be ugly!! And what’s with the floating head lady in the corner?! SpOoOoky.

Do U think PPR’s depiction of Venus is a symbol of beauty?