After getting their asses handed to them earlier this year, the Brits finally got to say, “Told ya so!” when they defeated the French in battle.
Ugh, LOVE that feeling!
Pissed that the Frenchies have been taking over America, the Brits sought to destroy one of their key forts, Fort St. Frédéric. At first, the Frenchies were winning, but when their Indian allies refused to attack their fellow Indians inside the British troop, things got a little cray-cray.
Basically, the Brits ended up winning the battle even though they didn’t take over Fort St. Frédéric.
Moral of the story, the Indians screwed over everyone else again. We know, we know… you’re SO shocked!!!
Most people would call it an earthquake, but we’d like to think mASSachusetts was just raging to some Bach!!! LOL.
mASSachusetts was in for quite a shock the other day because it experienced its worst earthquake EVER. More than a thousand chimneys were damaged in nature’s attack.
Like most townsfolk, we bet the quake was a result of immoral behavior, but Harvard
‘I think I’m so smart’ professor John Winthrop has another theory — something to do with, “heat and chemical vapors inside the surface of the earth.”
Puh-lease. Gurlfriend’s just looking for an excuse to keep sinning.
Go ahead, Winthrop, get on with yo’ bad Devil-loving-self!
Maybe if the Brits weren’t so busy showering, they’d have more time to practice war things!!!
The Brits sent Major General Edward Braddock to capture Fort Duquesne and take over the Ohio Country, but he screwed up BIG time. He underestimated just how strong the French and their allies would be. He got shot in the chest and his surviving troops retreated.
On the bright side, George Washington came out of his retirement or whatever to volunteer in the battle.
And you won’t BELIEVE what’s inside!
When we heard that Harvard grad John Adams kept a diary
like a little girl, we knew we HAD to get our hands on it!! Luckily, our sources managed to get a copy of his juicy confessions.
Here’s one entry:
“A fair, warm spring like Day. Drank Tea and supped at Mr. Greenes.”
And still another:
“Fair and cold Weather. An extream cold night.”
Omg. U know what this means, don’t U?!!? John Adams is officially the most UNINTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.
Seriously, though. Where’s all the dirty secrets, love affairs and hard pAArtying????
It’s a fashion face-off and there may be NO survivors!!!!!
Both painted in 1755, we have Anna Rosina de Gas’s “Michał Kazimierz Ogiński Grand Hetman of Lithuania” (left) and Pietro Rotari’s “Portrait of Carl Christian Joseph of Saxony” (right).
We don’t know if it’s all that church wine we drank, but we’re seeing double!!!
The only thing Michal has over Carl is that silly little elf man in the background, who is looking quite seksi himself.