Boston’s Faneuil Hall Opens to the Public

We better get the horses ready, cuz we want to see this in the flesh!!
After years of talking about it, Boston has opened a public marketplace donated by wealthy resident Peter Faneuil. Artist John Smibert built Faneuil Hall in the style of an English country market, with the first floor as a market and second floor as an assembly room.
Our sources claim that most mASSholes didn’t even want the market and it barely gained a majority vote!!!
Morons. Don’t they know - the more places to shop, the better!!!

