Boyfriend knows how to get shiz done!
Benjamin Franklin’s “Franklin Stove” has a hooded front and an airbox in the back, which allows for more efficient fire. It uses a quarter of firewood and produces twice as much heat. We hear he’s been approached to patent the invention, but he turned it down because he wants everyone to benefit from it without making a profit.
WTF??? Who turns down money???
Maybe he just made the stove to burn evidence of more extramarital affairs.