16-Year-Old Girl Kidnapped and Brainwashed by Indians
Ewww.
She probably eats bugs now or whatever those hippies eat!
Mary Jemison was captured by the Shawnee Indians and sold to the Senecas. Her family wasn’t so “lucky,” because they were killed and scalped pretty soon after their capture. Mary was adopted into the Indian tribe and given the new name, DehgEwANUS.
Dehg-ew-anus?????? Leave it to the Indians to mess up a name!
Word on the street is EwAnus is adapting nicely into her new fam and will soon marry.
Uh-huh. Good luck with that, bb!
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