Benjamin Franklin Has an Illegitimate Son?!?!?

benjamin franklin illegitimate son

THE HORROR!!!!!

Our beloved BJ Franky Franks has knocked up a ho outside of his common-law marriage to Deborah Reed. No one has said who the real baby mama is, but rumor has it that she’s of MUCH lower class. Supposedly BJ Franky Franks will be raising the child with his real wifey. They are naming the bastard William.

Oooooh, Debbie must be soo pissed!!!! How can she help raise another woman’s baby?!?

This news will DEFINITELY ruin his reputation in America. 

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