Guess Which Morons FAILED to Capture Charles Town??

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The French and Spanish, that’s who!

The losers recently teamed up to capture the capitol of the English Province of Carolina. To their dismay, the ship “Brilliant,” which carried a lot of the guns, ammo and even the land commander himself, got separated from the rest of the fleet when it decided to chase after a sailboat. That sailboat was never caught and, consequently, went back to warn the governor of Carolina of the coming attack. 

After landing on the Carolina shore, everyone fought a little bit but the intruders eventually fled. The Brilliant showed up a day later, unaware their BFFs fled, and most of the crew were captured and sold into slavery.

Why would they chase a pathetic sailboat if they were planning on seizing a whole capitol????

Guess they aren’t so “Briliant" after all. HA!

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