RIP: Margaret Brent

Filed under: 1671 > God > Virginia > R.I.P. >

margaret brent can't vote

Sadly, we have heard reports that Margaret Brent, a crazy spinster woman who requested the right to vote, has passed away in Virginia at the age of 70.

It’s worth mentioning that her sex life was STILL nonexistent at the time of her death. She died VERY single, giving her only property to her sister, brother and his children.

We can’t imagine she lived a very fulfilled life. 

May there be plenty of safe and virtuous sex in Heaven.

  1. simplyzuleimas reblogged this from perezhamilton
  2. lushupork reblogged this from perezhamilton
  3. unholymessofagirl reblogged this from perezhamilton
  4. witandshit reblogged this from perezhamilton and added:
    this blog being generally fantastic, Margaret Brent is allll over...SMCM campus. That’s my...
  5. yesthisismak reblogged this from perezhamilton
  6. perezhamilton posted this