Beaver Wars Continue! The Iroqouis Attack the Mannahoacs!!

Ohhh no they didn’t!! 

Unless you’re brain dead, you know that the bloody Beaver Wars have been raging for years now. It all started when the Dutch and English encouraged the Iroqouis Indians, led by the Mohawks, to expand their territory so they could monopolize on the fur trade. In other words, the Iroqouis were encouraged to beat the shiz out of other Indian tribes to steal their land so they could trade fur for Europan goods, like liquor.

Recently, the Iroqouis lost their their Dutch allies after the English took over New York and the English stopped trusting the bloodthirsty Iroqouis because, well, they’re insane. With a lack of support, the Beaver Wars quieted down… until now.

The Iroquois have now brutally forced the Mannahoac tribe out of the northern Virginia area!!! 

Oh, did we mention that the Iroqouis EAT THEIR VICTIMS???? 

We would NEVER go through all that trouble just to get some beavers!!