Pirates Attack Florida Killing 60!!!

We have always been ready to fight off witches, but pirates…?!? We are SO not prepared for them!!
There has been a lot of bad blood between the Spanish and the English. Recently, Spanish forces attacked the English settlement of New Providence in the Bahamas. In retaliation, angry English pirates sailed to America’s oldest European settlement, St. Augustine in Florida, and kicked some serious butt. Sixty people have died from the attacks at St. Augustine.
Ugghhh, we don’t even know how to kill a pirate! Do you stab them in the heart with a stake?!?!
Life is just so hard in the New World.
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BABIEZ. I’D KILL EM’.
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