Man Banished to Holland But Doesn’t Speak Dutch

OMG, is this for real????
John Bowne was arrested on the orders of Peter Stuyvesant, the governor of New Netherland, for hosting a Quaker meeting at his house. Hawk Face was mad because John refused to pay a fine for his actions, so Hawky deported him to Holland even though John is of English descent and speaks no Dutch.
We know we shouldn’t laugh but this is TOO funny. Poor John will never be able to learn that funny language!
Ick Eh Noodle Der Stoodle Schluk Kook Schlag!!!!!!!!
That doesn’t mean anything but, then again, the Dutch language is probably all gibberish too!! LOL!
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