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Margaret Jones Witches Massachusetts

We need a witch shelter ASAP.

Margaret Jones from Massachusetts has been found guilty of being a witch based on witch hunter Matthew Hopkins’ techniques.

She is definitely a witch because she had a weird nipple that shriveled up and then grew somewhere else after examination! Also, her touch made EVERYONE ill and she was seen carrying a little girl who disappeared when people came closer.

Luckily this witch is being hanged, but sources say there could be more.

We are going to check everyone’s nipples from now on. We can’t take ANY chances.

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