Willem Kieft Has Been Fired!!
We’d fire his dumb ass too!
Director-General of New Netherland, Willem Kieft, has been fired for doing EVERYTHING wrong. He massacred 120 local Indians without approval from his advisory council and against the wishes of his colonists. The attack has sparked an all out war.
David de Vries described the disturbing attack:
“Infants were torn form their mother’s breasts, and hacked to pieces in the presence of their parents, and pieces thrown into the fire.”
They have FINALLY signed a peace treaty and Peter Stuyvesant, a guy with a wooden leg, has been named Will’s successor.
Good effing job, Will. Now everyone hates you!
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