Crazy Religious Puritans Form New England Confederation

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New England Confederation

We hope they do something more productive than just horsepooling to church every Sunday!!!

Puritan colonies Massachusetts, Plymouth, Connecticut, and New Haven have come together as the New England Confederation. Now they will be better able to kill the Indians, help settle any inter-colonial matters, and pitch in to recover any runaway slaves!

If you just didn’t own slaves, they’d never run away! See. We just fixed all your stoopid problems!!!

We wouldn’t be caught DEAD joining that club!

BLECK.

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