We use the word “apology” VERY loosely!!
Ann Putnam, one of the most active accusers in the Salem witch trials, read an apology letter at her church for her involvement in the trials.
She stated in her letter:
“I desire to be humbled before God. It was a great delusion of Satan that deceived me in that sad time. I did not do it out of anger, malice, or ill-will.”
Bitch, please! It’s not an apology if you blame your actions on someone else!!!
Ick!
Srsly??? How is slavery STILL acceptable?!?!
The Virginia Slave Code has laid down the law and it ain’t pretty! It declares non-Christian servants entering the colony to be slaves; acquits masters who have killed slaves during punishment; outlaws slaves and free colored peeps from physically assaulting the whites; and prohibits slaves from bearing arms or moving abroad without permission.
And you call that a life??? Even animals have more rights than that!
How long do U give it before the slaves revolt again????
OK, OK, so we added the pee coming out of that man’s vagina, but everything else is ACTUALLY what the flag looks like!!! LOL.
Pirate John Quelch and his crew plundered NINE different ships off the coast of Brazil that contained sugar, hides, gold, guns and more. Before sailing back to mASSachusetts where Quelch and co. were hanged for piracy, the crew supposedly made a pit stop off the American coast at Star Island to bury some treasure.
We won’t waste our time. If he was as high when he buried treasure as the day he designed his flag, he probably buried nothing of value.
RIP, dumb ass!
Run for your lives!!! The Indians are thirsty for more blood!!!!!
France and England are once again fighting for control over America in what is being called “Queen Anne’s War.” The sneaky little French have convinced local Indians to attack Deerfield, mASSachusetts because they’re pissed that the English keep settling in the north. French and Indian forces killed approximately 56 people and kidnapped over 100 in the middle of the night!!!!!
Yeeesh! Thank goodness we sold our vacation home in Deerfield… we could have been KILLED!!!
We hope those who have been kidnapped are returned safely.
Hallelujah!!!
Frenchman Elias Naud said the slaves, “who were without God in the world and of whose souls there was no manner of care taken,” needed someone to show them the light of God. He has now opened a school to teach slaves all about the principles of religion.
Ugghhh, why didn’t we think of that??? He’s definitely going to Heaven now!!
Good job, suck up Elias!
Sometimes apologizing is SO much easier than fighting.
These two bitches, Connecticutie and Rhode Not Even a Real Island, have been feuding forever about boundaries. Now the little love birds have agreed upon a common boundary line.
Yay!! Happy endings ALWAYS make us cry!!!
U go, gurl!!!!!!!!
Governor of NY and NJ, Edward Hyde, 3rd Earl of Clarendon, has been dressing in women’s clothing!! Recently he opened the New York Assembly wearing a gown, a headdress and carrying a fan like Queen Anne.
Another source of ours claims:
“[He wears women’s clothing and hides] behind trees to pounce, shrieking with laughter, on his victims.”
Cross-dressing is one thing, but pouncing on people he’s supposed to govern is another!! We don’t know if we love her him or hate her him!!!
What do U think?? Is it okay for people in office to cross-dress in public???
Ewwwwww! There’s NOTHING worse than a flip-flopper!!!
The book A Modest Enquiry into the Nature of Witchcraft, written by the now deceased John flip-flopper Hale, has been published. John was one of the most prominent and influential clergymen involved in the 1692 Salem witch trials and was a supporter of persecuting the witches. It seems he apparently changed his mind.
A Modest Enquiry into the Nature of Witchcraft offers a critique of the trials and suggests that the Devil himself is responsible for everything that went down in 1692 and NOT necessarily the “witches.”
Sounds like SOMEONE had a guilty conscious for hanging all those poor innocent witches people!! We hope for his sake that God accepts this pathetic apology!
WOOO HOOO!!!! Even more Jersey for us to party in!!!
East and West Jersey have united into the royal colony of New Jersey under the rule of Queen Anne. Edward Hyde, 3rd Earl of Clarendon (aka Lord Cornbury) has been named governor.
You were never too “old” for us, but congrats on the royal upgrade, New Jersey!!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!! How could this be?!!?
Shortly after learning that we might have a shot at getting with our royal queen King William III, God took him away abruptly from us. He passed away due to complications after getting injured from falling off his horse, Sorrel.
Well there’s the root of the problem right there!!! If you name your horse something as wimpy as Squirrel Sorrel, we can’t blame him for throwing the King off!!!
Only the good die young. RIP.
